HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria
and Lebanon ).
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria
and Lebanon ).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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Dontcha just love these? I can see a few more headlines, too, like...
Scientists declare that cloning of animals is no longer necessary now that all the meat, fibers, leather, and other animal parts can be adequately cloned separately.
The average US family consisting of 2.3 children has drastically changed. Due to the size of celebrity families (consisting of an average of 22.5 children) and the size of irresponsible "I don't care" American families (consisting of 16.3 children), the average has reached almost 19.5 children per family, although all other families are childless.
Brittney Spears rumored to be intoxicated at latest lyposuction treatment. Dr. Suckalot claims that all Ms. Spears wanted to do was chew the fat.
A Russian cow is believed to have been dropped on a Japanese transformer submarine, causing a hole in the vessel's wind turbine container. The vessel, now somewhere slightly above the ocean's bottom, is believed to be taking on water. The cow was unavailable for comment.
Some times I worry about you....lol lol lol or how about the congressional sub-committee on the sub- committee of the committee for the special investigations committee for eliminating useless committees has agreed to form a committee to study the committee idea.
I'm on that third sub-committee! A member got sick so I got called in as a sub...so I'm a sub-committee sub!
Yes U R